I write, and if I don't publish another word... I'll still write.

Letters from Satan (2008)
Everyone thinks that the Dead Letter Office is the end of the line. Not so. Sometimes curiosity mixes with boredom and ends up getting even the most righteous in trouble. I collected these letters during the shortest of stints with the Postal Service. And even today I find myself mulling them over, wondering if I made a grave error tearing open the first envelope.

He Kept to Himself, Mostly (2001)
If you read He Kept to Himself, Mostly, you won't sleep better... you won't feel better... you won't be thinner... and you won't change. You may think you know me better, but you won't. If you listen to the stories, you might sleep better, feel better, or change. And I can promise, you'll know me better.

Random Acts... (1997)
Random Acts... was a limited release by the coolest publisher ever... artwhore. I like to think of it as an immature attempt to get attention. But, much like my other immature attempts to get attention, people soon tired of it and told me to "grow up." Random Acts... is no longer available for purchase. So, I'm offering it up FREE to anyone who'll read it.