4.12.2009

Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Last Hundred Yards

In the interest of getting back on track with my digital library, I have remastered one of my favorites The Last Hundred Yards. I said it before and I'll say it again, if all you're asking yourself at the end of this one is, "Why'd he have to kill a dog?" Then, you missed the point.

If you prefer the eBook version of The Last Hundred Yards, feel free to download it from Feedbooks.

Enjoy!
-tj

posted by Jim at 5:59 PM | Comments (0)

3.22.2009

Story Time with Twisted Jim - Donuts with Dad

Okay, so the plan of one new story a month is not quite working. But it is only March and the February story is done. So, without further ado, I give you Donuts with Dad. It is my first attempt at comedy... unless you have my sense of humor and find suburban swingers, dysfunctional families and karmic retribution as funny as I do.

And if you don't like the sultry sound of my silky voice, you can enjoy Donuts with Dad as an eBook. Either way, enjoy!
-tj

posted by Jim at 8:36 AM | Comments (0)

1.16.2009

Story Time with Twisted Jim - Aeronausiphobia

Story Time is BACK! This is the plan. One new story a month. It will be a podcast, an eBook and on twistedjim.com. You come and get it, and I will keep writing and posting. Deal?

Please enjoy the first story of the new STWTJ, Aeronausiphobia. It's one of my favorites. And if you don't want to sit through the whole thing, at least enjoy the evil new intro music.

Until February,
-tj

posted by Jim at 1:55 AM | Comments (0)

5.26.2008

Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Internet Song

It's great to be free from my shackles and back with an all new Story Time with Twisted Jim. Tonight is a cautionary tale about the world of broadband Internet. So, listen close kids and learn how the Internet really works.

I want to thank everyone who has been so supportive during the last week. Hopefully, this will make you laugh and say to yourself, "This is what Jim is doing now that he's unemployed! Get a job, loser!"

posted by Jim at 10:06 PM | Comments (0)

3.25.2008

Story Time with Twisted Jim - Suburbia

I normally get all artsy-fartsy on people when talking about this story's social relevance. Too bad, they always believe tonight's Story Time with Twisted Jim is simply another of my sexual fantasies.

posted by Jim at 10:16 AM | Comments (0)

3.03.2008

Story Time with Twisted Jim - Statistics Don't Lie

What a difference two weeks makes. I'm back with one of my favorite stories for tonight's Story Time with Twisted Jim. Unfortunately, this is the one Twisted Mom doesn't like so much. So, Mom, don't click on the link!

posted by Jim at 12:04 AM | Comments (0)

1.26.2008

Story Time with Twisted Jim - The Poetry

Just when you thought I couldn't get any lazier, tonight's Story Time with Twisted Jim celebrates my poetry. I can't help but feel a bit like a fourteen year-old girl.

posted by Jim at 9:41 PM | Comments (0)

1.11.2008

Story Time with Twisted Jim - Served Up Cold

I settled on a wholesome tale this evening to celebrate the coming of my baby boy. It's a story of revenge, strippers, drinking and naughty fantasies. Story Time with Twisted Jim is proud to present, my favorite of my stories, Served Up Cold.

posted by Jim at 12:22 AM | Comments (0)

1.04.2008

Story Time with Twisted Jim - Before I Get Married

Tonight, it's a special story, my wife's favorite, as we prepare for the arrival of our baby boy. Story Time with Twisted Jim is proud to present Before I Get Married.

posted by Jim at 11:55 PM | Comments (0)

12.14.2007

Story Time with Twisted Jim - Cow Tipping

It's here! It's here! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to bring you Story Time with Twisted Jim. This one's an old favorite... my first, and only, science fiction story. Enjoy!

posted by Jim at 10:39 PM | Comments (0)

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